Question and answer animal jokes

Question and answer animal jokesQ: What has four legs and an arm?A: A happy pit bull.Q: Why is a tree like a dog?A: Because they both lose their bark when they die.Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?A: Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.Q: What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker?A: It is easier to get your kids back from a rotweiler!Q: Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops?A: They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it bites your leg off and goes for help.Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?A: Elephino.