Question and answer animal jokes

Question and answer animal jokesQ: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?A: Holes all over Australia.Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?A: Chicken's day off.Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q: Why do elephants drink so much?A: To try to forget.Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?A: He pull out his Diners' Club card.Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?A: A giraffic jam.