Submarine humor & fun

Submarine humor & funSubmarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!
Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander"Sonar - Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth""Conn - Sonar, I hold no contacts - how 'bout you..?""Sonar - Conn, Supervisor to the Conn"
QMOW: "Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts."NAV: "Exec we're heading for shallow water."EXEC: " Captain, we're running out of water."CAPT: "What, no water, ...very well, secure the showers."